methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

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Can I have the number of your dentist?

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watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

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